Who's Who

Here's The Cat's naming conventions. Just in case you need to be refreshed.

Welcome back.

The first thing you should know is that I will not be using anyone's real name from now on. Here are your new names:

Mom=Mom
Dad=Dad
Boyfriend=Gameboy
Sister=Barnelia
Brother-in-law=Cecil (pronounced not "See-sill," but "Seh-sill")
Lady getting married this August=Mayo
Guy she's marrying=Mustard
Cat1=Fannie
Cat2=Juju

And, in the spirit of renaming, you will now be called Antonio Banderas, because you've always really liked him.

If you don't know the story behind all of this and you feel like you've missed a conversation and you'd like to know what you missed, email me.

Let's say this, though: if you have a blog and you're being fairly open about who you are, make damn sure that if anyone reads your blog, they won't find anything you wouldn't want them to read, all right? All right.

Anonymity, I embrace thee!

You'll have to adjust everything slightly. The Cat is my girlfriend and all the relations are her's. And they are her cats, as are the parents. And all that marriage has been finalized. But you get the drift. I reckon that I'll append this as necessary.