Wii Alert!!

You've all been placed on Wii Alert.

I've been searching online and off since it came out. But I can't
manage to find one. There have been plenty of PS3s floating around and
mountains of 360s. But I am but one man, one man in a sea of others who
want a Wii for their 'children.' So I call on all of you to help. If
your in a Wii-vending (Target, Best Buy, WalMart, etc.) location, check
to see if they have any. If they do, snag one for me and you'll get
reimbursed. Just don't buy a bundle; they are overpriced and usually
only contain the lamest accessories and shotty games.
Now go forth and find Gameboy a Wii. Good luck troops.