Asswinda

We are currently being checked out at Target by a cashier named Asswinda. Seriously?!?!? Yup.
I can attest that she isn't a female Night Elf in WoW created by a 13 year-old male, who would think the name is a riot.
The Bat's (who caught wind of the name) only cogent response was "I just feel so sorry for her." I agree.