At Jury Duty

I got the summons. It is like they are punishing you for voting. I
can't think of anyone who is interested in being a juror. Don't get me
wrong, I love to pass judgement on people, but on my own time.
I swear everyone here is a talker (loudly and concerning medical
issues), coughing (is there a TB epidemic that I don't know about?) or
yapping their cheeks off on a cell phone (no, no one wants to know about
you fax line being down).
I plan to go crazy pretty soon. Maybe that will get me booted. I did
wear a tshirt though and that might get me the boot: its not solomn
enough. Feh.